Friday, July 31, 2009

Sarah’s Secret

SarahsSECRET
“The Trilateral Commission, in 1993, adopted a new protocol stating that ‘due to the lowering intelligence of the average American, and the poor genetic pool, ALL American presidents will now be selected OUTSIDE of the United States.’ Obama from Kenya. McCain-(their original choice) from Panama.
But- and here is the scoop to end all scoops. Sarah Palin was NOT.. repeat NOT.. born in the USA as she has repeatedly claimed. Her real name is Sarah but her last name is Pa-Ling. She was smuggled into Alaska on a Japanese whaling vessel in 1970. You may think this is a joke.. but here is the proof. “
Everybody knows, “You Betcha” in Chinese (Yo Bet choo Wa) means “I destroy Capitalist America with nonsense salad made of words.”
Coincidence? Really?
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4 comments:

  1. I lol'd and was happy

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  2. I can't believe more people don't know this! Where is the media???

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  3. We need to see her birth certificate. I heard that she's keeping the real one hidden from the public.

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  4. We followed up on your revelation and find additional evidence of Pa-Ling Chinese heritage. ...

    http://thefiresidepost.com/

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