Prudish Society- Most Ridiculous
Until quite recently American boasted a Society for Indecency to Naked Animals.
As Peter Fryer nicely observes, it should have been “against” rather than “for”- “but the founder was stricken in years when he drew up his will.”
What worried the Society was the sight of naked sex organs on animals. In consequence, efforts were quickly made to design bikinis for stallions, petticoats for cows, knickers for bulldogs and boxer shorts for small animals.