One day a Turk decides to kill himself by jumping in front of the train. He also has a piece of bread in his hand. A guy walks up and asks, “What are you doing?” He says: “I am going to kill myself.” The other guy asks, “Why do you have bread in your hand? “He says, “What happens if the train doesn’t come, you want me to starve to death?”
A Turk who was carpenter was working with his son, suddenly the electric saw breaks and chops his ear off, after a few minutes searching his son founds an ear and says to his dad, “ Is this your ear?”
The father looks at the ear and says “No, mine had a pencil behind it.”
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