Sarah’s Secret

“The Trilateral Commission, in 1993, adopted a new protocol stating that ‘due to the lowering intelligence of the average American, and the poor genetic pool, ALL American presidents will now be selected OUTSIDE of the United States.’ Obama from Kenya. McCain-(their original choice) from Panama.
But- and here is the scoop to end all scoops. Sarah Palin was NOT.. repeat NOT.. born in the USA as she has repeatedly claimed. Her real name is Sarah but her last name is Pa-Ling. She was smuggled into Alaska on a Japanese whaling vessel in 1970. You may think this is a joke.. but here is the proof. “
Everybody knows, “You Betcha” in Chinese (Yo Bet choo Wa) means “I destroy Capitalist America with nonsense salad made of words.”
Coincidence? Really?

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A Chinese Joke

I figure the poor people at the Chinese spy center must work some long hours, so I can throw in this knee-slapper in case they have had a hard day at the mystery office, reading other people’s email and such.  By the way, I read the translation  for this joke and it wasn’t all that funny. But if they ARE listening, I wish they would send me a lot of new visitors to my blog!